Please don’t touch bats. The “friendlier” a woodland creature, the more likely they have rabies. If you touch a suspicious bat, it has to be killed and you have to have a very painful shot in your stomach. If you see a bat somewhere they’re not supposed to be, call animal services.
in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
Gnome’s back and he’s got more of his bottles and potions to show off!
First off, a luck potion that’s not unlike playing a bit of Russian Roulette. See, you drink it down, inevitably swallow one of the D20s inside. Then you cough it up and whatever number comes up determines your outcome. Nine or lower, you’re gonna have a bad day. Might stub your toe, might make a lifelong enemy. Ten or higher, and things are comin’ up Milhouse! Roll a 20, and your life will change forever - perhaps you’ll come into money, maybe you’ll catch the eye of that wealthy cheese magnate you’ve been lusting for, who knows.
Roll a 0 though… Wait, I thought D20s only went from 1-20! Well, it’s largely considered rolling a 0 when you fail to cough up the damn thing at all. It’s pretty big, and your airway is only so large…
The second offering is more about the bottle than its contents - see, it’s designed to never break, but always spill. For those situations where you cannot afford to lose the whole thing, but can still make do with just a drop left at the end of your journey. Pretty useful when you spend your days hanging out with a big ole orc like Gnome does.
my favorite /FAVORITE/ thing abt pokemon blogs is that some people just get specifically attached to one pokemon and rave about them in their tags and like even though ive never been particularly impressed by that pokemon i love seeing other people so passionate about them like okay i see it now yes yes onix is now my rock son as well
reblog this and tag the one pokemon you are specifically attached to
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
1. To Request a commission: Please Email me via kayydotts@yahoo.com or Direct Message me for invoice and pictures. I will first consult what you want, then finalize and receive payments.
2. Payment must first be received if any work will start on any commissions.
3. Prices may be adjusted depending on the complexity of design and additional characters (this is a rarity).
4. More Detail is better! Please make sure all reference given is complete and all colors and details are clearly shown. Tell me everything about the things you want in your drawing. It helps a lot for me to nail down exactly what you want.
5. I reserve the right to add my signature/watermark on my artwork, (even if the characters belong to you) and to post your commission on my Instagram/Tumblr account. I work hard on all my creations and I would like for my signature to remain, however, I won’t take credit of any of your own characters.
Content
I am a diverse artist, however, there are some things I am strongly comfortable drawing and some I am uncomfortable drawing:
What I Will/Can Draw
OCs
Characters from fandoms/ Fanart
Ships and couples in SFW situations
Matching Icons
Pokemon/ Digimon
Sonic Characters
What I Will Not/ Cannot Draw
NSFW
Gore
Armor
Anthropomorphic/ Furry
Offensive/Racist/Insensitive Content
No actual backgrounds. (Flat colors of your choice)
